If for some reason you want to get a hold of me, you can always send a tweet to @mikeguarino. However, if you’re really ambitious and would like a word in private, or whatever you have to say couldn’t possibly be conveyed in a measly 140 characters, send an email to mikeguarino@condemnorcondone.com. I will read your message, blink a few times to make sure I’m not seeing things, and then respond accordingly.