A New Pac-Man Game Is On the Way

Yup…

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shhPac-Man is making his way back to consoles, with a new game coming this fall. Namco Bandai has announced Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures, which is based on the upcoming Disney XD show of the same name.shh

I don’t like the sound of this. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Pac-Man + Disney is probably going to = a giant steaming pile of Pac-Poop. Why does Disney have to go and ruin everything? Sure, Pac-Man hasn’t exactly fared well outside of Arcade games, but that doesn’t give some stupid channel the right to take a crap on my childhood. I will not have it. As I type this, I am planning an attack on Disney headquarters in which I will bring my Sega Genesis Pac-Man game and I will use it as a shining cartridge of doom to defeat all those who aim to soil the Pac-Man name.shh

Just for laughs, or if you were just trying to come up with a way to upset me, I will tell you that this game is coming to the Xbox 360PlayStation 3, and Wii U this fall. A separate side-scroller version will be released on the 3DS. HA! 3DS gets the shaft! Even though that game will probably be better than the console versions because it is at least sticking with 2D…shh

The word in the herd is that this game will focus on the Pac-World, which is a happy and peaceful place until the Netherworld ghosts come along and sh*t on the parade. It is also said that the game will include Mario-like platforming and ghost-chomping. Mario-like platforming? If I wanted Mario-like platforming I would JUST PLAY MARIO, DAMMIT! Who the hell does Pac-Man think he is these days? The guy is a freakin’ yellow turd who slides around a maze eating turd pellets and ghosts, not an Italian plumber!shh

Apparently, this classic in the making TV show, Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures is scheduled to premier sometime this year. No official release date has been announced because if there was one then I would have an exact date to carry out my revenge. Disney doesn’t want that… and I don’t blame them…

John Carpenter Would Love To Make ‘Dead Space’ A Movie

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

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shhJohn Carpenter, renowned director known for horror classics such as Halloween and The Thing, has expressed interest in making the popular horror game Dead Space into a movie. Continue reading “John Carpenter Would Love To Make ‘Dead Space’ A Movie”

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix Release Date Announced

YES!

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shhThe long-awaited Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix now has an official release date of September 10. It will cost $40 and be exclusive to the PS3. This is somewhat surprising news, because it was previously given a fall release time-frame. Continue reading “Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix Release Date Announced”

Next Xbox Won’t Require Internet Connection, Report Says

Hmm…

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shhRumors have been flying around for a long time now suggesting that the next Xbox will require an internet connection, which has caused an uproar from many people (including myself!). Now, however, a leaked Microsoft memo obtained by Ars Technica is saying the next Xbox won’t require an internet connection. Continue reading “Next Xbox Won’t Require Internet Connection, Report Says”

New Mario Game For Wii U This Fall?

Mario is coming back, son!

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shhThings have not been going so well for Nintendo, and when things get rough, it’s time to give Mario a call. Nintendo is reportedly planning a new Mario title for Wii U to be launched this fall. CVG has reported that an October release is likely, with this information stemming from discussions with executive-level retail representatives. There isn’t much else that has been let loose, but just the fact that a new Mario game is coming so suddenly is enough to grab attention. Continue reading “New Mario Game For Wii U This Fall?”